Posts Tagged ‘Technology’

My Internet-Trained Nurse

August 13, 2008

Those of you who know Betsy know she is an avid internet researcher.  If there is a subject you’re not sure about, a quick Google inquiry by Betsy can make you an expert.

Betsy did research on hernias before my recent surgery, so we had a pretty good idea about what needed to be done.  After my surgery she did more research to check on what the surgeon told her.

And she’s still hard at work.  I had fifteen surgical staples removed on Monday and the surgical dressing left all kinds of adhesive on my stomach.  As a result my shirt would stick to me, which wasn’t always pleasant.  Alcohol didn’t seem to work in getting the adhesive off, so my nurse went to the the internet and Google.  Cellophane tape was suggested — put it over the adhesive and s-l-o-w-l-y remove the tape.  That wasn’t my favorite procedure, but it did seem to help.  Another internet suggestion that helped somewhat was clear nail polish remover.

Although things are now better, we didn’t get off all the adhesive.  But I shouldn’t worry — Betsy has two more internet-inspired possibilities:  vegetable oil or peanut butter.

Did I say I shouldn’t worry?

I Should Have Been on Star Trek

July 31, 2008

Yesterday I had a CT scan.  I’ve been bothered by a health problem and my doctor ordered a CT scan to help determine the next course of action.

Fortunately I haven’t had a lot of experience with medical technology.  Since I at one time taught computer science I knew a little of the theory behind CT (Computed Tomography) or CAT (Computed Axial Tomography), but I had never seen a real CT scan device.  I had heard horror stories from individuals who suffered claustrophobia in the “tunnel” when having a scan, but I didn’t pay that much attention.

I’ll have to admit that the experience was interesting and not unpleasant.  I didn’t have to wait too long in the waiting room to be called for my scan and the two technicians were friendly and efficient.

The device itself looked like a donut with a bed attached, very similar to the picture above.  The whole thing only took about five minutes.  The device had several lights (I don’t know the purpose) and a computerized voice telling me when to hold by breath and when to breathe normally.  It looked very scientific and modern.

All in all I felt that I should have been on an episode of Star Trek!